Gates Sells Microsoft to Apple!

BREAKING NEWS – No one saw it coming but after the most dismal release of an Operating system, Windows Vista, Bill Gates decided to close the doors and sell his once treasured company Microsoft to long time rival Apple Inc. The Tech industry was stunned to hear it only sold for one Billion Dollars! Steve Jobs was quoted as saying “It was just a matter of time, we have the iPod, iPhone and the iMac, now we have iMicrosoft.” After hours of “behind doors” negotiation, Bill Gates emerged with the details of the sale and reveled to the press, he was sad to see Microsoft go but was thrilled that he could finally get an iPhone, he’s wanted one for almost a year now!


oh yea….April Fools! Come on, iMicrosoft…..really!?! Couldn’t I come up with something wittier than that?

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